Saturday, August 16, 2008

A Good Day

Tonight's bonfire at the Blakey's

grocery shopping earlier in the week


Today was a good day with lots to do.

First, Sammy, David and Bubba took Buddy to a self-serve dog wash where Buddy was bathed and groomed by Sammy. Sammy and Buddy loved it. David and Bubba did not.

Then EVERYONE returned home smelling like a wet dog. Shari and Sammy went out for hot dogs at Sammy's favorite joint: Puppy Love. Yum.

Afterwards, Shari and Sammy shopped frantically for a hot dog steamer to create the perfect dog at home. No luck. Probably a really good thing. We then hit the grocery store to get a few items for home. "Hit" is a good word. Usually Sammy's electric cart driving skills are fantastic (with the exception of one man at Hannafords who honestly was not paying attention). Today was a little tougher because, WE think, Market Basket crowds WAY too many items into places they don't belong. Let's say, for example, a tower of 24 pack sodas that should never be stacked up high at the end of an aisle. Had the tower of sodas been just one inch farther from the aisle, the crash that ensued would never have happened. Soda cans flew threw the air, bursting into cold liquid and foam as they landed. Sammy and I were SOAKED! The Market Basket lady rushed over, annoyed that a child was driving the cart. When she saw Sammy only had one leg, she immediately told us not to worry about it, gave us paper towels and sent us on our way to continue shopping while two unfortunate employees had to clean up the mess.

That wasn't the funny part. What happened next was what made us laugh for hours afterwards; following the crash, I just wanted to leave the store and never return again. I was SO embarrassed. Not Sammy. For close to an hour, she continued to make laps around the store, giggling every time she passed the scene of the crime and watching from afar as the two employees struggled to clean up the massive spill. I grew impatient as she sat on my lap, driving all around. I demanded that we leave. That's when Sammy inched up to those sodas, looked at me, big grin and giggle, and turned that fateful corner again. Boy was I angry but I've got to say, it was a great turn. The employee with the mop didn't even notice we were there! That was classic Sammy. Funny, daring, and always teasing her loved ones.

Anyway, thanks for listening to that long story. The social worker who visited our home in the early evening suggested that the blog might be therapeutic for me; like a journal. I think she's right on the money.

Let me tell you about my childhood ... just kidding.

Becca returned home from her friend's house, we had dinner (which was provided by Jean and Jack Rich, enough food to feed us for one month!!!!!!) and then the four of us headed over to the neighbors' for one of their famous summer bonfires. We enjoyed catching up with our friends and roasting marshmellows.

That was our day. As always, thank you so much for your ongoing love and support.

Shari and David

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was a great story about the soda-i could just picture you both driving around and around-laughing!!! the picutures are awesome! the kids look beautiful. please keep writing-i check all the blog all the time!!!
hugs and kisses to all!
wendy

Anonymous said...

Sammy I think the soda thing is toooooooo funny! I laughed really hard thinking of Mom thinking she was going to escape and never go back only to have to make several more spins around the store! Love it!
Krista

Anonymous said...

I did not enjoy reading the soda story. Our emplyees at the Koka Kola plant work very hard to make sure that every soda bottle and every soda can meet the high standards for excellence in taste and safety. We inspect every soda bottle for at least an hour before we send it to our distributors. I cried all night after reading what you did to our precious sodas. My company is bewiledred, hurt and badly injured by your wrecklessness. We are initiaiting a huge law suit against you, Samantha Rotman, your sister Rebecca and your mother, Shari. We are also upset that your father did not take action and spank the three of you after hearing this story.
Kokee Kohler, President and Chairman of the Koka Kola Company

Anonymous said...

Absolutely LOVED the soda can story. Thanks for sharing!! Next time you need to get it on videotape so you can post it on YouTube! We look forward to more amusing installments about the crazy adventures of the Rotman family. Jack loved seeing Sammy and Becca on our food delivery drop off (ingredients purchased at Shaws, NOT Market Basket), and looks forward to seeing them and the kittens again real soon.

Much love, J3

P.S. Jean is ready to change her attorney status to active should u need a good defense attorney against the kooks at the Koka Kola Company:-))

Anonymous said...

wow sammy, the soda story was hularious. Those Koka Kola people are crazy. I mean who says bewildered? HELLOOO it's 2008!

call me ily

love,
jourdan

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud reading the soda story! Shari, you are a wonderful writer! The last thing you need is pressure to update the blog but I have to say that every update is so appreciated - I check it every day. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Gee Whiz, Jourdan...I am flabbergasted by your insinuation that "bewildered" is somewhat archaic in the year 2008. Just because you are a close and personal friend of Samantha Rotman, does not give you the right to question my usage of the word "bewildered". Really...Gad Zooks...Jeepers Creepers...really...I happen to be very, very, very super duper hip...so, cut it out, will ya?
Kokee Kohler, President and ChairPERSON of the Koka Kola Company
ps - I am still upset and bewildered by Sammy's smashing into my soda cans.

Anonymous said...

You go Sammy, always keep people on their toes. That's how I like it, adventureous and fun. I love and miss you guys and I'm glad to hear all is well. The bonfire sounds like so much fun, roast a marshmellow for me, make that 2, I love them. Shari, the journal idea sounds great and I bet it will help get anything and everything off your shoulders. Amber writes in a journal every day, it helps her not to be such a worry wort. Talk to you guys soon and I can't wait for the next story.
Love,
Cousin Ash

Anonymous said...

The perfect hot dog?!? You all know where to get the perfect hot dog! Hope to see you there soon.

Love
Mrs. p.

PS

Shari
I love your stories!

Anonymous said...

The perfect hot dog?!? You all know where to get the perfect hot dog! Hope to see you there soon.

Love
Mrs. p.

PS

Shari
I love your stories!

Anonymous said...

that must have been messy!! i wish there were pictures so i could see how must fun it must be for the workers! u guys had me laughing too!keep posting. -sarah lane

Unknown said...

joel and i just laughed and laughed and laughed...basically because sammy, you drive like i do...my car is proof...to quote Brittney Spears..."oops i hit it again" and again and again

Anonymous said...

you guys r so funny!
keep posting!



olivia afshar

Anonymous said...

shari,
seriously, I can picture the impish look on Sam's face...it's in the name you know...they have this absoluteness about their amusement. How funny!!
My heart and prayers are with you.
michelle and samantha curran